Go ahead and face it. Somewhere in your house or your parents house you have notebooks filled with unfinished english papers, bad high school poetry, laments on suicide, song lyrics, and pornographic erotica written about people you ate lunch with after third period. The only difference here is that PDS knows how to laugh while you laugh at him. So, in order to entertain you more and create a digital backup to the dozens of notebooks and piles of loose paper around the house, we present this archive of past writings. Good, Bad, and very, very ugly.